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Alright guys this is it. My final hurrah. if I am dead in the next 24 hours, these are my requests.

I want Viva la vida and la cucaracha played at my funeral

I want a metal bar shoved up my ass like Evan Michalak

I want an extra chromosome transplanted into my brain like Matthew

I want a puppy

I want a stupid grin like Adam

I want a piece of cringe from Alyssa

I want the heart of Hannah put next to my grave

I want Trump to show up

I want to be blanketed in Preston's fat

I would like Emily and Mabel to go to sleep with me

And I want a stereo playing 24 hours worth of bad 80s music. 

These are my demands, or I will spook you, from my bullet infested body

Also, thanks to everyone in my life. Its been great guys. See you on the other side