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It's a Sunday night, I have nothing due tomorrow except for a chem quiz (chemistry comes surprisingly easy to me, so I only had to study for about 30 mins), I'm listening to Top 2010 hits in my bed, and I'm still doing that "social outcast" challenge I created, which is temporarily preventing me from doing my favorite time-wasting activities. So here I am.

Y'know, I came here to vent about my narcissistic mother who I just ...

Soooo....

It's been 2 weeks since I started my little challenge, and the first week went well. I finished reading a book and didn't procrastinate the whole weekend. However, I started to create my own little "loopholes" to the whole "only use Youtube for education" thing.

I'd watch a bunch of college videos and say to myself "I'm getting a...

Alrighty, here comes my doom. It was nice knowing you, nonexistent readers and fanbase (because who the heck is reading this right now?)!

But really, there’s a lot of reasons why I’m deciding to delete all of my social media accounts (except Youtube, Reddit, and Amino) and just taking a break from the Internet in general. I’ve thought about doing this for a long time, but I just started planning...

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So Basically: Skyrim. The greatest RPG of all time and this is the plot: 

You are an idiot, got caught, got away, worked for some king guy, fought giants and dragons, met old men, worked with old men, shouted at old men, got sexy with old men, get a horn for said sex, met a girl (WHAT?), committed espionage, meet another berned out old man, find a wall (NOT TRUMP), but it isn't blocking anything, call a red dragon (turns out to be a prank call), ride dragon, go to heaven, Dragon is...

I'm pickin' up my blaster,

Puttin' it at my side

I'm jumping in my Falcon,

Wookiee at my side

I'm Solo,

I'm Han Solo,

I'm Han Solo,

I'm Han Solo, SOLOOOO!

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(Definitely not doing this just to replace the last post.)

Alright guys this is it. My final hurrah. if I am dead in the next 24 hours, these are my requests.

I want Viva la vida and la cucaracha played at my funeral

I want a metal bar shoved up my ass like Evan Michalak

I want an extra chromosome transplanted into my brain like Matthew

I want a puppy

I want a stupid grin like Adam

I want a piece of cringe from Alyssa

I want the heart of Hannah put next to my grave

I want Trump to show up

I want t...

I was walking down the street on Saturday and I saw a giant...

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Weren't expecting that one were you

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Well it's been a long time since I wrote on this thing. Anyways, I've been talking to my ex for a few hours for whatever reason, and he's a complete idiot. That's all.

So, it's been a while. & Let's forget about that wanting to be a future ballet performer lol. I did ballet this summer, and here's to sum it all up-- I sucked. I missed a lot of classes because of vacation, summer project, and switching from my dad's house to my mom's every week. I once came back from dance class with tears in my eyes because my teacher made me re do my part in front of everyone. Moral of story: Ballet is harder than you think. Anyways, Christmas is in, what, less than...